How do I become an Assignmenteer?

Just email matt@todayassignment.com and ask to join the Assignment. He will add you in within 24-48 hours, that's 2 business days, that's a lot of nanoseconds.

Who is the panel?

The Panel is a group of 4 old men who read all of the answers. They are in their 80's and 90's. They wear suits, they belong to tennis clubs and each is one the Board of Directors with a Fortune 500 company. None of this is true, but this is the pad answer to who is judging these answers.

How many people really respond to this thing?

Of the 800 or so, the current response rate is around 100. The % has always hovered around 10-15%. That's 7% higher than any other assignment on the market!

Where do these subjects come from?

Pretty much whatever happened the previous weekend.

How tall are you?

5'9" and quit calling me Shirley.