Pat Abdo has that certain Lebanese-Irish sense of humor found among the Lebanish peoples of Irish Lebanon. It's mildly self-deprecating, but always honest. His post nuptials advice on life is hilarious, his views on the Pope are papal, and he always finds a way to mention his various family members. Apparently Iry-Lebs are big breeders.
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"............with my older brother Joel. In 1991, I got him laughing so hard he vomited on his own arm!"

"I am still fascinated by fire and gas...especially after the steak fajitas I had last night! Rim shot! Thank you...thank you very much. Don't forget to tip your waitress."

"Itchysphincteritus -- Self explanatory. It always acts up on me in public places. I was just at Home Depot during lunch. All of a sudden (in the parking lot) it felt like a swarm of hungry mosquitoes had attacked my anus. I had to hide "behind" a van to "rectify" the situation. Get it? Try to stay with me here."
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Phat Pat makes the grade many a month as aTop 5 Assignmenteer.