With his dashing good looks and ever present charm, it is no wonder he is related to Today's Assignment author, Matt Messina. Cousin Cooter gives surreal accounts to his real life practices. Mainly because he lives in another world in his head. Taking on one of the most notable and noble projects of the Assignment's history, Chris, AKA "Cousin Cooter" took it upon himself to "get" unemployed and "stay" unemployed for almost a year! As an actor/comedian this wasn't really any different to anyone in his industry, but as far as Assignmenteers go, he is one of a kind and we applaud him.
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"I HAVE A CHAIR"

"The moment when a really cheesy song comes on the radio and you love it and you sing as loud as you can. That is a special time man. It is like that for me when ever I put in one of your CDs."

"I suck right now. This is a great set up by you for something funny, but I am getting nothing. I am thankful for the set up, but I appologize about the lack of anything funny. I will go and sit in the dark now. "
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Cousin Cooter is funnier than he used to be, he used to be kinda funny, but now he is high-larious.