Drake answers all Assignments one way; pornographically. If the Assignment asked which Smurf was your favorite? He would have found a way to say Smurfette and describe the 22 different positions Papa Smurf had her in. His answers have always been entertaining for he can pull just about anything out of context and make it naked.
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"Moments that are best appreciated alone are many, but without a doubt one of the finest is when you are masturbating with glue or any type of adhesive.."

"Of course there are many special moments in life, but for the man (or boy in this instance) I believe the first erection is one of the most memorable. Wait, let me qualifty that last sentence; what I meant to say was the first erection where you actually beat the thing senseless. It didn't do anything to you, but you just go ahead and pound the thing until you can't beat it no more. When you bring in the industrial solvents, now that is a whole 'nother
story.....Merry Christmas."

"That would have to be Pit's rectal cavity, although very wide and Pit-like, not very deep, ... yet VERY hairy.."
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Drake Oswego, keeping the Assignment not so squaky clean.