Cottey Girl, Teri Balderson, has surprisingly made many a Top list. No wait, there is no surprise. She just has a lot to say and when she does so, she does it much more eloquently then the words you see and are reading in this run-on sentence.
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"As I am my father's daughter, of course I believe in a good nose pick."

"Hope that squirrel doesn't cause you too much drama..."

"I don't know why this is true, but every time I think I've finally ditched my $1.99 shades purchased in a drunken haze at an Arco in Fife in '96, the damn things show up again. They won't break, either."
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Teri B, another Top Fiver among the Top Tenors.